I have seen or heard a plethora of amusing quotes recently and I thought I would share them.
Nothing ruins a Friday like discovering it's actually Tuesday.
Raising the US debt ceiling to solve the debt crisis is like raising the legal Blood Alchohol limit to eliminate drunk drivers.
I'm not trying to lose weight. I'm trying to get rid of it. I have no intention of ever finding it again.
(Brand of bottled water) is a good choice because it hydrates, contains zero calories, and no sodium.